I could not agree more. And I don't think the OP was trolling, although who knows I can't say for sure. But seriously, this is just not good. Even one of this film's defenders above called it 'schlock' - OK, do you know what the definition of schlock is? Let me help you - 'cheap or inferior goods or material; trash.'
So yes, that's what this is. And it's ok if you are into that sort of thing, to each his own. You want to call it a 'guilty pleasure,' I'm fine with that. But please don't call it great or even good, because, wow, it's so not. From multiple angles...the seriously fake blood, the quick jumping to the conclusion that we had a mutant baby on our hands (as someone pointed out, it could have been a rabid animal or a wolverine or something....but no, let's go with something we've never heard of until now, a mutant baby!)...the baby is able to traverse the sewer system...ok, it's one thing to say it was born with physical mutations, but now we are adding in a level of intelligence as well. The cops giving the father a rifle and letting him be the executioner....what? Since when do modern cops deputize civilians. I think not. And the climax was purely laughable....the father out-and-out threw the mutant baby at the man in the suit. The baby kills him. And then the police take the father home as if it was just an accident. Holy what the heck did I just watch? That was just not good.
I did not see this film as a kid and therefore have no fond memories of it, or of being scared. It is not scary now watching it for the first time as an adult. And it's not good either. It's about on the level with "The Brain That Wouldn't Die," which was also serious schlock. 3/10.
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