Remember the episode where the real Pa of Little Beaklips came to Walnut Grove to get him?
But he pretended to be blind and tricked him and got to stay with the Ingalls? Do ya?
shareso he wasn't really blind ? i was fooled
shareHe fooled us all. Master thespian was Little Beaklips.
shareHe'll do anything to get out of working.
shareLittle known fact, but Albert was actually a time traveling young Charles Ingalls from the past. (Watch the episode that Charles has some flashbacks of when he was a kid).
shareI always just thought it was a coincidence that young Charles looked just like Albert.
shareI think maybe Chuck got a little frisky on one of his Grainger representative trips to Mankato with a prostitute and little Albert was born 9 months later and came to resemble young Charles as many kids look like their dads at similar ages. Ha! We have genetic proof! Chuck was a cheater!
shareVery possible in Mankato. Very, very possible.
shareIs that you, Doc Baker?
shareWord is that there was a Pa Ingalls sighting down at Rounders in Mankato on a Saturday night. Very possible that he sired a few offspring that Caroline never knew about. Sleepy Eye activities are suspect as well.
sharelol well Caroline used to get her revenge with various traveling handymen when Pa was out galivanting.
shareWouldn't be surprised at all if she was seeing Mr. Garvey on the down-low after that little bastard, Little Beaklips killed Alice Garvey in the fire he set.
shareLB was Walnut Grove's first serial killer. I forget how many people he killed. Good thing he never was able to become a doctor and eventually replace Dr. Baker as he hoped. That would have been perfect cover for his murderous ways.
shareThe guy Ma hired to finish building her kitchen was a total hottie.
shareAnd she and handyman Chris had a beautiful child together. Charles and some prost at a saloon in Mankato produced LB. Also, Mary wasn't Charles's either. Frisky young Caroline found herself in a family way and when she told her hot highschool sweetheart she was preggers he bolted. So Caroline had to look around town to find the dumbest, most gullible sap to cover for her. Voila Charles! And he had no idea how babies were made so when she started showing around two months after their wedding he really thought Mary was his. Caroline made beautiful babies with other men. With Charles she produced Laura and Carrie.... enough said! lol
shareSounds about right. Walnut Grove was a hotbed of debauchery and sin!
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