Black Friday

( rosstera are crowing)
(caroine wakes up and sees charles sitting on teh edge of the bed)
carokline: charles are you ok
(silence)
caroline: charles please answer me
charles: yes
caroline: olease dont give mr hanson that turkey covered in dirt!
charles: he needs a lesson
caroline: but charles!
charles: no more talking or ill have sex with you
(Caroline shuts up)

(breakfats table)
laura: pa why do ypu look so upset?!
charleS: new rule! no one talks to pa at the table
laura: huh?
(charles slaps laura)
mary: pa!
(charles slaps mary)
carolne: charles!
(charles slaps caroline)
charles: doesnt anyone listen to me?
(carrie just stares at charles)
charles: well one person does it look like

(the mill)
hanson: well its time for lunch
charleS: oh already
hanson: yes you been working hard. i am proud to call you an employye
charles: well taht sure does make my day
hanson: ha im glad. you a good upstanding citizen,. walnut grove love you
charles: why dont you try some of caroline sturkey
hanson: ah no i could not eat your lunch. that your lunch!
charleS: i insist
hanson: well ok
(hanson eats turkey))

(end of day)
charles: hansomn how you feeling
hanson: i feel great
charles: hwo is that possible
hanson: what you mena
charles: uh uh nevermind
hanson: you fee to go now. see you at church
charleS: yea see ya

(back at ingalls house)
charles:alrigh twhat one of you did it
laura: did what pa?
charles: one of you switched the dirt covere dturkey with goo dturkey now who did it
caroline: i did it
charles: why you little
caroline: dont you dare say anything
charles: how could you
caroline: because i gace it to nels
charles: what why!
caroline: because i wanted harriet to eat it
charles: but darling thats dirt covere dturkey
caroline: yes i know
charles: oh ababy i lovwe you