Charles on thanksgiving
Can you imagine him giving thanks? The food would be cold by the time that sob was done
I'm thankful I'm poor, for my sexy always hard nipples, for my wife who let's me watch her fuck other men, for nels for letting me lie about cash on the barrel, for Hansen for letting me "work", for Edwards and his huge schlong which tears Caroline up, for my retarded daughters, for the indians who almost scalped me, for Harriet for her ample breasts, for miss beadle for her bjs,for me cuz I'm the greatest