imagine charles on the titanic
when the ship hit the iceberg hed run up from the bottom of the ship and try to take charge lol
hed end up getting his ribs broken though but itd be funny
when the ship hit the iceberg hed run up from the bottom of the ship and try to take charge lol
hed end up getting his ribs broken though but itd be funny
Id see him having a blast playing the fiddle with the orchestra as the ship sank.
I can totally picture him playing this http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4t4pf4 @9:40 while the passengersd be screaming and jumping overboard.
As anna8625 said, I could definitely see him breaking out the fiddle. Of course, he would drown out the solemn music with his corny, raucous crap, smirking the whole time and having no clue just how bad the situation was. Then, as soon as he figured out how bad it is, he would jump in a lifeboat with the rest of the women and cry his eyes out.
Perhaps after he'd milked that for all it's worth, he'd try to lead them all in a prayer and tell them they're going to Hell for drowning the good, poor people while saving the lives of all the horrible, greedy, rich people.
I could totally see Charles as a seafaring type! It starts off with Jonathan Garvey swinging Chuck by the feet, and ribs first into the ship's hull, at the christening event.
After Charles shoves his way through the crowd, and onto the lifeboat, he is guilt ridden, so he adopts all of the ship’s orphans. Things take a turn for the worse, as cramming all of those kids into a 12’x14’ shack, results in a mouse dystopia, meets lord of the flies scenario. The kids resort to cannibalism, and supper that evening is barbecued baby back Chuck ribs.
I’m beginning to think that this board brings out the worst in me 😀
oh shit im laughing so hard
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