Funny Story from Jerk Teacher
When I was in school in the 1970s there was this teacher who was not popular. The boys had a nickname for him I can't repeat. One day he decided to share a little anecdote with the class. He had taken a lady to see The Exorcist, where Linda Blair was "spitting green all over the screen." He then took the lady to McDonald's. This was around St. Patrick's Day so they had the shamrock shakes and he bought her one. When she took a big gulp, he reminded her of the green vomit scene and she spit the drink all over his car hood. Happy St. Patrick's and Happy Halloween!
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