Wilbur is doomed....


Oh I think we ALL know what Wilbur's fate would have been had he not won that prize at the county fair...Oh i think we all most certainly do! However, he did win, which has extended his life for the time being. BUT.... What happens when Old fat-ass Zuckerman falls over dead from his over due heart attack? Hmmm? You think his crazy-ass wife and that greasy bean pole "Lurvy disturby" farm hand are going to keep the word of a dead man about letting Wilbur live to a ripe old age?? Hell, Zuckerman's wife had been all about eating the damned pig, she even soaked him in butter milk, the bitch was marinating him, aint no one cleans no one with butter milk unless they are intending to make gravy!!!. Fern's dad has had it out since the get go for Wilbur, Seriously, i mean..hell within the very few first moments after Wilbur was born, the dried up old bastard was fetching an axe, then after Fern managed to convince him to spare the small helpless creatures life and he allows her to raise Wilbur for awhile,again, decides to seal Wilbur's fate by not only selling him to a farmer who was a family member, but said farmer is a beastly portly small-child-pet-killer who intends to slaughter and eat Wilbur. That's 2 times he tried killing Wilbur so far!! Mrs Zuckerman is already half in the bag, Lurvy will probably be arrested for doing sexual things to cattle and so the farm will probably be given or turned over to Fern's dad once the old bastard is dead. Well, I think we have all seen the kinda of "re-guard" Fern's father has towards not only small helpless creatures and his own daughters feelings, but also how he feels about Wilbur. It wouldn't be long...nope, few months, maybe a year, before lust, money and bacon would consume his already tainted soul. You would think maybe at some point Fern would step in, but she wont, her thoughts have turned to boys now anyways and off of Wilbur. It is not that I don't think Wilbur to be a fat whiny self loathing pig that needs to be glazed and cooked, is just the point that he will never be safe as long as he remains near Fern and her family. He thinks he is safe now, but the web writing as nothing new or amazing anymore... money and empty tummies speak louder then silly miracles. Sorry Wilbur, your doomed.

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Lurvy will probably be arrested for doing sexual things to cattle


How come you're so fixated on the concept of animals having sex with other species of animals in this cartoon?

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