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Most Shameful Remakes in Film History


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The remake* of Solaris was pretty terrible, although I suppose it could have been a lot worse. Could you imagine Verhoeven doing it? Hari/Rhea and Chris/Kris would have spent half the film "at it" with full frontals and more. Or worse Steven Spielberg and his mentor Emmerich? Then we'd have ended up with most of the plot revolving around the children, cute aliens putting in an appearance, and most of the emphasis on special effects that would look outdated after ten years.

I agree with most of the rest of the list, although "The Manchurian Candidate" remake was just about watchable IMHO. "The Time Machine" was a travesty of HG Wells' novel about the class system. "Psycho" is a puzzling one. Why remake it, shot for shot, in colour, when black and white was an integral part of the original's atmosphere?

* Some folk will dispute that it is a remake. However, a comparison of the two films, and the novel, I think, makes it pretty clear that it is. (Although Soderbergh tended to go back to the novel for the names.) I can just about forgive him for this, because of his two excellent films on Che Guevara.

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The Wicker Man remake was pretty terrible.

What about "the Stepford Wives have a secret"? (How about, everyone who hasn't seen the film knows it)

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I find both versions of "Solaris" movies good, and their reading of Lem's novel quite different. Neither reading is very close, BTW, with focus shifted from Solaris itself to humans.

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I've got to disagree on Spielberg. A.I.? Brilliant in my opinion.

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Let's not forget completely pedestrian and useless remake of "Let The Right One In" called "Let Me In" by Mr.Cloverfield himself Matt Reeves. Just awful....and absolutely shameful.

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YES!!! And how much longer after the initial film's release?!?! Blasphemy!!

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Let's not forget completely pedestrian and useless remake of "Let The Right One In" called "Let Me In" by Mr.Cloverfield himself Matt Reeves. Just awful....and absolutely shameful.

Yep, I was going to say the same thing. In the original, the director even decided to dub Eli's voice with a more androgynous-sounding voice--which was a brilliant decision. It's what makes her so damn creepy, and her casting was perfect. The remake completely neglects this element and it ruins the whole thing for me. A pretty blonde girl? Really? Some filmmakers just have no taste...

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Stupid list since Solaris (2002) is NOT a remake, its Soderbergh's interpretation of the book.

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If, and as, Lem was already agitated that Tarkovsky had turned his book into a love story - both for Hari and Mother Russia - he`d probably thrown himself out the window had he seen Soderbergh`s film.



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That's certainly true. Tarkovsky could be an ass sometimes though, just a very talented, and self-indulgent one!

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The irony is, Tarkovsky's Solaris was the second film version of the novel, not the first.

Admittedly the first is a little-known TV movie.

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i liked the remake, particularly the music





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