how to be a troll...


TIP: Go to the comments section of a movie (any movie) and claim how you watched 30 or 45 minutes of it then turned it off because "it SUCKED".
TIP: USE ALL CAPS.
TIP: Go on a rant about how movies made before 2003 are all stupid and how today's movies are great.

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Oh, and if the film has two male leads....post a comment questioning their sexual preferences.
Because we all know how GAY Samuel L. Jackson's and Travola's characters were in Pulp Fiction! They were GAY! LOL!

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Ask a question about the film (preferably the ending) that totally doesn't need to be asked by only watching it passably attentive.

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Good one.
EX: "Why was Neo able to fly in the air at the end of that Matrix movie?"
EX2: "So...at the end of the Dark Knight the Joker *didn't* win?

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Haha! Funny thread! Of course then there's that old chestnut, "Well, that's 2hrs of my life I'll never get back."

Tiresome, attention-seeking killjoys that they are...

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How did trollish people on the Internet become this way? It's like they were born on the World Wide Web.

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I think that's the issue: they haven't "become" yet. They're 12, reasonably intelligent (i.e., smarter than a dog), and are looking for attention to validate themselves. They are at that age when they don't know what they don't know, so it's hard for them to avoid coming across as both arrogant and sublimely stupid.

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