An absolute catastrophe of a film!
Never have i so anticipated a movie, and then been so utterly let down. I was expecting some 70's McQueen cool, sort of like bullit, especially since this was recommended to me as a "car chase" film.
The two leads have zero chemistry whatsoever, and though Steve McQueen gave an OK performance, Ali MacGraw was flat out terrible. My favorite part of this movie is where he slaps her around on the side of the road, lets just ignore that the scene takes place on the side of a busy highway right after theyve committed a murder. The movie makes out that Ali is supposed to be a beuaty, but she looks like an ugly boy in drag.
Now the heist. First the obligatory heist planning scenes. He watches the bank from a hotel room across the street, with no thought to subtlety whatsoever. Why do banks in movies always seem to have vacant hotel rooms looking right at their front doors? The plan itself is at the same time needlessly complicated and absurdly amateurish. The villain arranges for McQueen to be let out of jail, so that he can rob a bank whose safe can be breached with a pair of bolt cutters! Retarded! Why buy a whole truck full of hay just to set a bomb off in it? They could plant them anywhere, and why not set them off before or coinciding with the heist? If they werent driving like lunatics they wouldnt have needed a diversion in the first place. We are led to believe that Rudy and the other guy are professionals, but their main qualification seems to be gun ownership. They dont even have any real role to play aside from crowd control, and the young guy botches that entirely. He just lets the guard lay there on the ground with his gun at arms length. Why cant he have pulled a backup piece from an ankle holster? Just not a smartly written scene at all.
Then after its all gone bad he still goes strolling in to pay the man, which he thinks hes set up cleverly by making a bunch of people answer the phone! Im not a screenwriter, but im sure there are about a thousand more inventive ways for him to ensure his safety, like for starters let them go get their money from somewhere dont hand deliver the loot! Moron!
So now they are on run, and they keep being spotted everywhere. Which is not hard to believe since they make no attempt at a low profile even after they know they are wanted. Well whatever at least I'll finally get to see these car chases Ive heard so much about right? Wrong. The car chases are minimal, and get this, Bullit is letting the woman drive the car! Driving them towards the hotel where the gangsters are already expecting them to be at. Duh! Rudy ofcourse reaches the hotel while theyre off dumpster diving, and tells the manager he'll be shot if he doesnt let Rudy know when Doc arrives. Does Rudy keep a gun at the mans back? No he is upstairs in bed. So why not call the cops? Why not warn Doc when he gets there?
The scene on the train (shameless Hitchcock ripoff) and the closing scene where he kills all the bad guys with the shot gun (especially guy in elevator) are actually pretty well done--ignore the fact that they had no reason to be in the train station or the hotel-- but a couple of nice slices dont make up for a rotten pie.
Ill give some credit to the cinematographer. The movie is visually very good, aside from that faker-than-fake looking blood.
One other thing, Stop teasing me with Sally struthers big pie wagon of an ass. If ever there were a movie that could have benefitted from a little pointless nudity this is it, but alas again this film does not deliver.