Did anyone else apart from me laugh their ass off all the way through?

Thought this film was feckin' hilarious!

Klaus Kinski walking around slanted with hunchback

The way he throws that monkey away at the end

Claims that he will conquer then marry his own daughter even though she is dead by that point

Says that all deserters will be chopped into 157(?) pieces and trampled on until they can be used to paint walls

The way the monk patronises the mistress when she protests her lover's innocence "don't worry my dear, we can see why you are confused"

When Kinski goes mental at the horse (unscripted?)

Kinski chops potential deserter's head off while he is counting up to ten and then shot cuts to severed head that says "ten"

At end of film voiceover says that one of the men drank ink thinking it was medicine

The elected king states that they have conquered everything to their left and right even though they are on a plank of wood drifting down the middle of the river

Oh and Kinski is just mesmerising and I cannot believe Werner Herzog was just 28 when he directed this.