Lady Godiva on the motorcycle...
In the desert, no shade, a black vinyl seat and a nude, honey-haired darlin'. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a recipe for toasted bunns or a couple other toasty parts? At least the original Lady Godiva had horsehair to sit on, which isn't the greatest thing to set a nubile hinie on, but it's better than blistering hot black vinyl.
"...nothing is left of me, each time I see her..." - Catullus