... Do not put this on while having sex with your girlfriend. It'll unnerve her and ruin the moment! Trust me, I learned that the hard way!
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands!
Just out of curiosity: How did you get a girlfriend? I've been wanting to have a girlfriend for over 20 years, but my communication skills have never been as good as I'd like them to be. I've known lots of women that have liked me as a friend, but I never know any that like me enough to have sex with me for free.
When you've been rejected as often as I have, it's hard to imagine how ANY guy could ever get a girlfriend.
"How could a man love anything except a blonde?"
-Captain Phoebus, 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'
Just out of curiosity: How did you get a girlfriend? I've been wanting to have a girlfriend for over 20 years, but my communication skills have never been as good as I'd like them to be. I've known lots of women that have liked me as a friend, but I never know any that like me enough to have sex with me for free.
When you've been rejected as often as I have, it's hard to imagine how ANY guy could ever get a girlfriend.
I don't like going to bars - I like strip clubs a lot better, because the women in those places actually let me hold them! But whenever I try looking for dates the hard way, they never let me hold them, and then I've put myself through all sorts of agony by forcing myself out of the nice cozy relaxing comfort of my home for no reason!
I know strip clubs can be expensive, but if you have to inconvenience yourself by leaving the comfort of your home behind no matter what you do, it's better than the alternative. At least then you have a chance of getting something good in return. If I try picking up women in other ways, I don't get anything good in return. And women that aren't strippers usually aren't as cute as the ones who ARE.
"How could a man love anything except a blonde?"
-Captain Phoebus, 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'
Start off by talking to chicks you're not attracted to. It'll put a little game in your soul. You should've started doing that around Middle School Age.
shareNo, it won't put a little "game" into my soul. If it was as simple as that, nobody would have trouble finding a mate. The only time women are ever attracted to me is at strip clubs! Otherwise, they only like me as a friend.
And I did talk to a lot of girls when I was in middle school and high school, but they still were never interested in being more than just friends with me.
"How could a man love anything except a blonde?"
-Captain Phoebus, 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'
Hey, man, I feel your pain.
Just a question, are you insecure? Like, when people ask you questions do you reply with an answer you think THEY would like, rather than what YOU honestly believe in?
'Cause that's my problem... I've had 2 girlfriends and had sex with both of them, but it's been about a year since the last girl I've talked to... Ever since then I've just had no "game" and it's hard for me to communicate to woman. Especially those of my age.
Definitely not good for Netflix n Chill
shareDoc, I have to ask. Why in the sam hill would you put on a movie while making love to your lady? Especially THIS acid trip.
"tard" suffix 🚀 "Tard" ain't cool, folks.
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