Varnished Bread....(MST3K version.)
" There's a lot of varnished bread in there, just kick it out of the way."
WTF?
Of course Saddam has Weapons of Mass Destruction. We have the receipts!
Back in the 70's, varnished bread was a pretty hot little decorating item, especially in kitchens and dining rooms. They could be used in centerpieces or as wall hanging (we had one of a Mister and Missus made of rolls and pretzel sticks) and they would last a long long time.
"I meant to ask him in for pie, I don't know what happened..." Margaret Rawhide-Chew