I nearly had a near death experience

Well yesterday I was at Hooty s and I had to pee so I went to the bathroom. Just as I finished my eyes began to close and I felt kind of like I was going to sleep but without the sleepiness. I thought this is so strange, then I thought maybe I am dying. I mean it was such a peaceful feeling and they say people know sometimes just before they bite the big one. So I pondered, this must be what death is like. Then I remembered the Indian Chief on Little Big Man with Dustin Hoffman that said "My son today is a good day to die". So he went outside and picked a grassy place and laid down .......waiting to die and then I thought well yeah but at least he wasn t on the pot. After he lay there for a few minutes it began to rain and he decided it wasn t a good day to die after all. Then it hit me, I WASN T DYING AFTERALL, I was stinking drunk.