The Critic (1977)
Murray Slaughter: Professor, I'm Murray Slaughter. I've enjoyed your writing.
Karl Heller: Thank you, thank you. I wish you hadn't. What we enjoy, we forget. What irritates, stays with us.
Murray Slaughter: That reminds me, do you know Ted Baxter?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0642905/quotes?item=qt1892471
murray had some great lines when lou got mad at ted and threw him into the cigarette machine murray says "they said cigarettes was bad for your health".
when a rogue elephant kills chuckles the clown when he was dressed like a giant peanut, lou says they were lucky the elephant didnt go after more people murray says "yes you know how hard it is to stop after just one peanut".
TED: Hey- did you see the big spread (there was large article on her in the newspaper) on Sue Ann?
MURRAY: Yeah- but you don't notice it too much when she sits down.
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"The ENEMY of my ENEMY is my FRIEND"
From the final episode:
Murray: That was a terrific speech you made up there, Ted.
Ted: Think so, Murray? Gee, I thought you'd be mad because I didn't quit too.
Murray: No, that's okay, Ted. When a donkey flies, you don't blame him for not staying up that long.