Quite Possibly

well, for that you get suckion-gunned right between the eyes by an Indian guy and a squab will be shot out of nowhere off a stranger's fork and suddenly appear stuck the top of your wife's tiara during a dinner party. I don't know exactly how your house is designed so I can't comment on whether or not you have a running fountain that travels thru the entire length of your home but if you do, I could only hope that it will be invaded by a large colorful elephant and several flower children from a by-gone era AND hopefully during your important dinner party someone will excuse themselves to take a drip in your guest bathroom only to flush an entire roll of toilet tissue down the whole, overflowing your toilet and making your bathroom floor colapse, the falling pieces of flooring stunning the guests below. I can only hope that one of your guests gets caught trying to escape your house by climbing onto your roof only to slip and slide into your swimming pool. Of course, he will not die. he will be rescued by a famous movie cowboy... Gary Busey maybe.

And yet you return to its thread time and again. Only a person with the heart of a troll wouldnt be charmed by this film.

the most witless, un-funny "comedy" ever made.

"My brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome."