While I can understand the desire to see every episode, I did manage to get a copy of "Bored, She Hung Herself" a few years ago and it was almost unwatchable. The DVD, that is, not the episode, although the episode was no prize, either. The copy I obtained looked like it was the video that someone shot of a film print that was projected onto a screen or a white wall. Just awful video resolution . . . and as I said, the episode itself is, to use Mike Quigley's description on his wonderful Hawaii Five-O website, "pretty crappy." (Quigley gives the episode one and-a-half stars, which is about right to me -- it's not as bad as some of the worst episodes, but if they had to leave one out, at least it was as marginal as this one.)
For those who are curious and can't put their hands on a copy, Quigley gives a pretty good account of the episode among his detailed plot summaries (it's episode no. 39 in the second season summaries), and he gives an accurate summation. Don Miles (Don Quine) is a hippie-type guru who, among other things, likes to hang by the neck from the ceiling as some kind of yoga practice. I can understand why the Powers That Be are nervous about this -- apparently someone tried to emulate Miles' "yogic" practice and ended up hanging themselves for real. Quigley notes that despite the issuance of both the second season on DVD around 10 years ago, and the entire series in 2013, the CBS legal department keeps putting the kibosh on including this episode. It may have been that as part of a lawsuit over the episode, CBS agreed to withdraw the episode permanently from public view.
There certainly are risks of encouraging imitative behavior, especially among, e.g., teenagers. A kid at my high school back in the 1970s tried to imitate Alice Cooper's hanging stunt, and instead accidentally hanged himself, so the dangers are far from imaginary or overblown. There was a similar "copycat" incident involving the rape scene in the 1970s movie Born Innocent (the 1970s were just a barrel of laughs, weren't they?) But on the other hand, like showing older cartoons with disturbing racial stereotypes and the like, you'd think that they could include the episode and put a brief disclaimer at the beginning along the lines of "Do NOT try this at home -- it's not a real yoga practice and can lead to accidental death" etc., and then let anyone with the the wherewithal to pay for either a full season's worth of episodes or the whole series take their chances.
I do feel a bit torn about this. On the one hand, lawyers are generally conservative risk-avoiders, and deferring this to the legal department seems a bit extreme; after more than 40 years and all of the notoriety, putting in a disclaimer and letting the public make the decision seems to be the most "adult" approach. On the other, it really is a low point as an episode even without the hanging incident (among other things, as Quigley points out, the title is hugely misleading, because it has absolutely no grounding in the plot.) Having had the opportunity (?) to have seen the episode, though, I don't feel as if I'm really the better for it, and not much is missed much by its absence. The loss would have been much greater if the missing episode were "Highest Castle, Deepest Grave," "Over Fifty? Steal!" or "Full Fathom Five," among many others. Best, perhaps, to count our blessings for all the truly fine shows that are still out there.
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