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the most shocking thing i've seen in a film

posted 18 years ago by philipshepp
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audrey hepburn saying bastard, its just so wrong, audrey doesn't use that kind of language!

[–] thefifties 18 years ago

Apparently she does! I'll let audrey slide because "Mark" kind of deserved it (I'm not saying joanna was a complete angel).

This is an interesting topic. While we're on audrey cursing, I think she came a long way in this film from her "golly, gee, damn" in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Oh, and remember: "Come on, dover. Move your bloomin' ass!" in My Fair Lady?

I pretty much laid out audrey's entire cursing history with few exceptions. That was fun.

I love audrey.

[–] peacexlovexand_harmonyba 17 years ago

she's human. she curses. read the book "how to be lovely" written on her.

[–] Benedict_Cumberbatch 17 years ago

I'd let Audrey Hepburn call me a bastard all the time...

A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages.

[–] SomeKindOfGoddardLover 17 years ago

Audrey and i used to have slanging matches =D

Love&&Laugh-Thats It..im watching My Fair Lady

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[–] pikrodafni 17 years ago

How can you bitch about it?? She says "bastard" I hear "I love you".

Frankly, I've never heard it said so amorously before... LOL

[–] wildgoose419 16 years ago

Nicely put. I've always thought that last "Bitch/Bastard" line was a lovely touch to the end of the film.

[–] drella666 16 years ago

If you watch the outtakes for Robin and Marian (1976), she calls Sean Connery a felching sack of suppurating quimbatter.

PUNK IS NOT DED

[–] jingle_bells_93 15 years ago

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA !!

Shattered.

~Jo

I love Jesus !
Audrey Hepburn <3 You are missed.

[–] no-not-ever 12 years ago

Nicely put 2 :) Can't believe it cost $4,000,000 in '67

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[–] cran_kiddo 16 years ago

Loved the last lines :P

The Bride: Where's Bill?

Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant

[–] moonspinner55 15 years ago

I thought Joanna was *too* saintly. This occasional low talk humanized her a bit.

[–] sawyer1711 14 years ago

Wasn't it Shirley MacLaine who said, "Audrey taught me how to dress. I taught her how to curse."

[–] Nolegirl97 13 years ago

When I first heard her say it. I spewed my milk all over the computer screen. Then laughed my head off. Then I realized it was 3:00 in the morning. Then I realized how I was never going to find a suitable suitor. Then I cried myself to sleep.

But yes, it was very unexpected and hilarious.

"I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy."

[–] bobbydallas (8620) 3 years ago

LOL

yah it was awesome