Ed wears Cardigan shock!

The episode: The Taker. The man: Ed Brown. The Cardigan: Beige. Let me get out the hailer...BEIGE!!!

It hung off him like a sack cloth and seemed to be endowed with the power of speech. "This is so wrong. This is unatural. Take me off! Take me off!" The nature of the cry: sort of a plaintiff.

Ed immediately got into a row with Chief Ironside. This cardigan (*beige*) causes INSUBORDINATION. It's the slippery slope for this once upstanding officer. Dubious contemporaneous notes. Corruption. Then sex and drugs. Finally, the ultimate ignominy. Failing to get a trim at the barbers every morning before work.

How can I enjoy Christmas when the future of law enforcement is at stake? I'll just have to eat more turkey then. I do wish Eve wouldn't wear tweed as well.