Joe Friday vs. Blue Boy

1. Joe and Bill pull Blue Boy's head out of the ground. (1 point for Joe)

2. Blue Boy rips Bill's coat. (1 point for Blue Boy)

3. Blue Boy throws everything off Joe's desk. (1 point for Blue Boy)

4. Blue Boy's parents yell at the police. (1 point for Blue Boy)

5. Joe puts Blue Boy in Jail. (2 points for Joe)

6. The judge lets Blue Boy off. (2 points for Blue Boy)

7. Blue Boy gets a light from Joe's match and makes Joe burn his fingers. (2 points for Blue Boy)

8. Blue Boy's mom apologizes to Joe. (2 points for Joe)

9. Blue Boy sells two bad trips to Freddie. (1 point for Joe)

10. Two teenage girls rat out Blue Boy. (2 points for Joe)

11. Blue Boy has a fit and dies. (Knockout for Joe)

The winner and still champion of the civilized world, Smokin' Joe Friday!!!