Dear Great Pumpkin


Does anyone know the "lyrics" to the letter Linus is writing to the great Pumpkin? -Thanks

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"Dear Great Pumpkin,

I am looking forward to your arrival on Halloween night. I hope you will bring me lots of presents. You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than in you. Well, let's face it: Santa Claus has had more publicity. But being number two, perhaps you try harder. Everyone tells me you are a fake, but I believe in you.

P.S.: If you really are a fake, don't tell me. I don't want to know."

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I'd like to see the mailguy's reaction when he sees the envelope. Not only the first year, but every year afterwards. "What the heck is the Great Pumpkin?"

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Don't you mean: "Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah?"

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