Things learned from watching The Grinch
1.) Christmas can come without ribbons, without tags, and without packages boxes or bags
2.) If you suddenly have a change of heart and become nicer, your heart will grow 3 sizes. And you, yourself, whoever you are, will carve the roast beast
3.) 2 year olds can be smaller than Christmas ornaments
4.) There's so much NOISE NOISE NOISE on Christmas morning, with games like zoozitherkarzay, a rollerskate type of Lacrosse and Croquet!
5.) If you puzzle and puzzle too much, your puzzler will get sore
Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-Patrick Star
BAZINGA!--Sheldon Cooper