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Best MST3K lines?

posted 9 years ago by dr-kandimba-1
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Servo: Well, at this point, what is inappropriate?

Mike: The garden gnome comes to life.
Crow: Very, very white collar crimes.

Crow (as the guy that grew and is looking down): I didn't grow proportionately!

Crow (as the guy grabbing on the giant bra): Be careful of what you wish for!

Crow: You know, Ron must have taken tips from Bert I.
Servo: And then he did Willow.

(as the people are delivering their guns)
Crow: The NRA nightmare

(at the theater)
Mike: They wanted to do "Little Women" but they can't!

(as the woman is dancing)
Giant: I wish I was your size again
Crow: I could wear that outfit!
Mike: What is she distracting them from again?
Crow: I don't remember

Mike: Most of the town didn't have a problem with the giant regime
Crow (as old guy): At least the trains ran on time

(camera zooms on giant breasts)
Crow: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the breasts

Mike: Is this the H. G. Wells part?

(dog shrinks after sniffing goo)
Servo: Hmm, aromatherapy!

(When the cop manages to put the giant girl asleep while hanging on her breasts)
Mike (as cop): The heck with the plan, I'm staying here!

Mike (about the dog): As a lab partner, he's not much help.

(after the giants shrink)
Crow: She just went down 200 cup sizes.

(the former giants flee)
Mike: Aren't they going to arrest them for kidnapping?
Servo: Well, you know, giant kids will be giant kids

(the little people go into town)
Crow: One last offensive thing to leave you with.

[–] dr_brodsky 9 years ago

I like when during the scene where Tisha Sterling (Jean) is collecting the guns from the townspeople, they (Mike and the bots) start catcalling her, and she's like “OK, just move on. stop it now, or I'll step on you.”

Crow (watching Tisha Sterling dance): You could probably stick your head right in her navel.
Mike: Oh, don't think I haven't thought of it.

Mike (watching Joy Harmon dance): Just think, now that girl looks like leather, smells like Marlboros and Giorgio and makes her grandchildren call her by her first name.

Mike (watching the teens dance): The giant teens really should've thought out their reign of terror.

Also all the times they make fun of Rick's (Robert Random) angry attitude: “Grrr...what's going on around here?”