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Why are the most beloved Christmas specials so terrible?


https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2021/12/best-and-worst-christmas-specials/620977/

"Let’s begin with the granddaddy of them all, the stop-motion puppet show Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," says Tom Nichols. "Produced by the team of Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass in 1964, Rudolph became an industry, spawning toys and collectibles and a legion of die-hard fans. (There are a few in my own family.) It has pleasant songs and touching moments, if you like that sort of thing. It’s also terrible. I feel a bit of guilt saying this, because my late mother loved that show, and every year when I was a boy, we watched it together because she thought that I loved it just as much as she did. I didn’t mind; I loved my mom, and when it appeared, it meant both my birthday and Christmas were near, so I was happy enough. But yikes, what a story. I am not the first person to notice this—my Atlantic colleague Caitlin Flanagan wrote the definitive takedown of this nightmare in 2020—but everyone in Christmas Town is a jerk. From Santa—a choleric coot who runs the North Pole like a Depression-era factory executive—to the dictatorial head elf, to Donner and the other reindeer bigots, they’re all dislikable." Nichols adds: "The problem is that because Rudolph was a giant hit, Rankin and Bass wouldn’t stop. In 1970, we got Santa’s origin story in Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town—don’t ask; it involves a warlock and a penguin—and in 1974 we got the hathotic mess titled The Year Without a Santa Claus...Frosty the Snowman, in particular, is a Rankin/Bass crime that I hated instantly the moment it aired—on my ninth birthday, in 1969, no less—and that refuses to go away. Whatever you thought about Rudolph, it had a kind of innocent beauty to it. Frosty, featuring a cameo from Jimmy Durante and the excessive vocal hamminess of the character actor Billy De Wolfe as the bad guy, was cynical dreck. And why, you might ask, was Durante in this thing? Because Rankin/Bass, for some reason, assumed that kids like me loved old-timey stars. These specials over the years featured such ostensible children’s heroes as Durante, Shirley Booth, Red Buttons, Fred Astaire, Mickey Rooney, George S. Irving, and, in a bizarre 1979 misfire, Ethel Merman. Who were these specials made for? The middle-aged guys drinking boilermakers and listening to the Mills Brothers on the jukebox over at the American Legion bar back in my old neighborhood?"

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Oh, so these idiots dump on this film, and yet totally ignore the Star Wars and Chipmunks' Christmas special? Seriously?

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Don't even give this p.o.s. the time of day. He's an attention whore who thinks shock talk is still what everyone wants to hear. This is what happens when dumb punks are raised on trash tv.

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Thanks for the warning.

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Completely agree.. you just know he has never been given any attention or done anything to receive any sort of validation, so he writes this crap.

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I read it as kind of a sarcastic stand-up routine, although not a particularly funny one - particularly not in print. If a comedian was doing this in front of an audience he/she would get laughs.

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Good piece. I don't think I disagree with it. I especially agree with this observation by Nichols: "Once you clear away all this detritus, there are two greats that should be the mainstay of your Christmas watching, and you already know what they are: How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and A Charlie Brown Christmas."

Cartoon-wise, those are really the only two holiday classics I watch every year.

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This article is complete trash. You notice how it doesn't actually prove it's bold proclamations of the headline? Just superficial crap like lamenting the use of 'old actors' or pointing out stuff that's never been a secret, such as the fact that traditionally, Santa's north pole has always been viewed as some sort of factory/workshop. I mean, *gasp there's a head elf that acts like a boss? OMG!

What a complete faggot that wrote this article, or more probably 4 faggots it took to get it edited and published.

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Who hurt you?
Your article is brought to you by the fucked up, brain dead morons that think all comedy should be cancelled too. Grow up.

For your mental health, and everyone's time, please stop using the internet.

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TLDR. Rudolph is still the best Christmas special, after all these years.

Far better than modern stuff like "A Boy Called Christmas", where Christmas apparently was invented by elves and has no religious significance.

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This "writer" for The Atlantic is probably a Karl Marx cultist.

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I still think it was meant to be funny. If Dave Chappelle read that aloud people would be gasping for breath.

At least I hope so, otherwise the thought of a human being having to live with that type of morose outlook on life is disturbing. Anyway...

In the spirit of picking on classics, what about The Little Drummer Boy? This one really does make me wonder. We all heard of him through the Christmas song, but his backstory apparently is that he was once a happy little boy who received a drum for a gift from his attentive and loving parents. Yay! But as soon as this joyous scene is over, his parents were mercilessly and senselessly slaughtered by Arabs, and that they had to literally paint a smile on his broken hearted face while he played his drum just to eat.

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