I've ridden in a hearse!
The episode "Dance With Me, Herman" aired here recently and it opens with Herman getting dropped off at home by a hearse. That scene made me think of the time that I got to ride in one: I had a friend who was working at a funeral home and I was talking to him on my way to work. It was getting late and I needed a ride to my job. His boss was going to give me a ride, but his car wouldn't start. That left only one other vehicle: the you-know-what! Before I got in, I just had one question: "We're all sitting up front, right?" Well, if nothing else, I made it on time!
Yippee: "For king!"
Yappee: "For country!"
Yahooie: "And, most of all, for 10ยข an hour!"