Is Burt Lancaster alive?
Because if so, I think I caught him going through my garbage. I went out on the porch early this morning to get the paper when I saw him tossing garbage all over my lawn. I squirted him with the hose and he growled at me and ran away. He was wearing a tuxedo, of all things, but the cummerbund was a buttery yellow, not the dark color you usually see. Has this happened to anyone else?
"And Abram layeth with the Canaanites and eatedeth of the fatted calf" Acts 16:9