Helen Keller jokes
How do you torture her?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What is another way?
Rearrange the furniture.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard?
Neither did she
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind, too.
How come Helen Keller didn't scream when she fell off the cliff?
She was wearing mittens
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a table , then a chair
Did you did you see Hellen Keller's Broadway play?
Oh nether did she
Why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares her dog.
Whats helen keller's favorite color?
Black
Why did Helen Keller cross the road?
What, like she know's where she's going?
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