Tony Randall
By FAR the best character in this movie is Peter Ramsay played by the late great Tony Randall.
He really does have the best lines:
On discussing his father:
Ramsay: You don't seem to realise how much he dominated me. Just once I answered back to him, Just once. He cut a switch from a tree and gave me such a whipping, and in front of this girl, It was a shattering experience.
Webster: Pete, all kids get whippings
Ramsay: But I was 25, the girl was my fiancé.
I creased up at that beaut.
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