Dum-dum Barney?


Some of my fave moments have come when Barney misunderstands.


When Fred & Barney were P.I.s

Dagmar: Are you fellas married?
Barney: No, just good friends.


When Gazoo zaps up Fred & Barney Nothing.

Fred: Thanks, Gazoo, that's terrific!
Barney: What's so terrific? Now there's four of us that can't go anywhere.


Barney: (shouting) Yeah, and maybe one of them is babysitting a sick friend!
Fred: Don't you know when to shut up?!



Marriage is between one man and one woman, to the exclusion of all others.

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When the cops move the "hot piano" into the house.
FRED"(whispers)Okay fellas,nice and quiet like".
BARNEY"Yeah NICE AND QUIET LIKE"

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Yea, that's hilarious! It's on YouTube.


Marriage is between one man and one woman, to the exclusion of all others.

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I wonder who innersexed ppl can marry......

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Fred: Barney, I'm gonna see that ball game & I ain't gonna see it alone.
Barney: Oh, I know that, Fred. They show it to a couple of hundred people at the same time.


Fred: Barney, how would you like to make some money?
Barney: Count me out, Fred. Counterfeiting is a Federal Offense!



Marriage is between one man and one woman, to the exclusion of all others.

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Dagmar: Are you fellas married?
Barney: No, just good friends.




That was a good one. 

In the episode "Dr. Sinister":

Fred and Barney were talking about the room they were in being bugged so the evil forces could hear them talking.
Barney eyes some soup, and is about to dig in.

Fred : "Don't eat that! It might be drugged."
Barney : "You mean, they can hear me eatin' it?"
Fred : "Not bugged -- DRUGGED!"



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Buddy Burger. Have us scrape one off the grill..so YOU don't have to scrape one off the road!

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