Sr. Mary Cornflakes
If I ever became a nun, that was the name I was going to take.
sharegood name. i would be sr henrietta busybody
------------------------
OOOOH MATRON!
Sister Mary Lourdes. I love Mary and Bernadette.
I'm all right, I'm alllll right!
Mother Superior Insert-Foot-in-the-Mouth, thank you very much.
You know those pictures of Jesus with all the lambs and one of them always has her mouth open? That's me. Baa!
When I worked with sisters from two religious orders at a service center for the homeless, some of the clients called me Sister Mary Maybelline because I wore makeup. (I am a was minister,not a member of a religious community.) When I went to RC schools, sisters who hit were known as Sister Brass Knuckles.
shareWhen my Army Officer class put on the "raincoat with havelock" which covered all but our hands, we Catholics looked like nuns in wimples. We started laughing at each other and called ourselves "Sister Mary Cadence."
share