JOE JONAS TO STAR IN REMAKE!!!!
hahaha, gotcha!
false alarm
If Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, so can Mr. T... all he has to do is punch Chuck Norris.
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Zac Efron should star.
NOW TARZAN MAKE WAR!
Nah -- Lindsay Lohan would be waaaayyyy the heck more butch than all 3 Jonases rolled together, with Efron tossed in as a sort of condiment. She strikes me as more of the Incarceration Chic type than they do.
Dunno why. I just get, like, super-intuitive sometimes, y'know?dolceri ac dolcere