Nicholson's uniform


So after a month in the 'oven,' Nicholson is released and his uniform is suddenly perfect again? What, did he have a spare in his kit?



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Maybe his English pride forced him to remove it, fold it, and set it aside as he served out his term in the box.

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It was already all tattered when he first got to the POW camp. Then it got worse as the first month went by.



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Don't get me started on a rant about how utterly ridiculous was that scene of the Colonel in the oven - he would have died within days, and no way would he have been able to even stagger. Unrealistic and farcical. Ask any medic!

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Gee, if he'd died within 3 or 4 days, it woulda been a much shorter movie! C'mon, what's with the literalism? Hasn't anyone heard of dramatic license?
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Funniest signature I have seen in awhile. But this movie does take dramatic license.



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My signature is a line Clifton Webb says to Audrey Dalton in the 1953 TITANIC.
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Clifton Webb said that? Now THAT'S acting.

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There was no thunderbucket or anywhere else to go potty in the hot box. Or room to drop his drawers, for that matter. You want realism? Show what Nichols' garments would've looked like under those conditions. Thank Heaven for literary license in that respect.

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