Why do women have .....

We have specialized needs. : >

For souffles and sauces REALLY dear I need everything I have here

It's the hunter/gatherer thing.

Because, like robins, and sparrows, and eagles, and starlings, they are BUILDING A NEST!!!

Men merely exist! If you wanted to continue "just existing" then why get married?

And, if you didn't know that women "are homemakers" (and they keep the homes they make), you just weren't paying attention.

Didn't your mother teach you anything?

If we paid as little attention to our appearance as you do, you'd spend the entire day watching porn and no one would ever get married.


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Please put some dashes above your sig line so I won't think it's part of your dumb post.

>If we paid as little attention to our >appearance as you do, you'd spend the >entire day watching porn and no one >would ever get married.

I kind of think that's what he's hoping for!

I'm warning you, brother. When you bring that stuff back into the house it will be full of them six inch roaches!!! Did me! I kept telling my wife that she had them in her house. Being going twenty years!

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