Alternate lyrics to theme song
I wear tighty whities 'cause they fit much better than boxer shorts
When you're sitting for hours and hours, flying across the sea
I wear tighty whities, if the plane should ditch it would be a bitch
Swimming nude in a choppy sea with a stewardess next to me
Speedos change things, rearrange things
Oh, the pain brings misery so
I wear tighty whities, but I do not think that the pilot cares
What he wears 'cause he has no balls
He's climbing the walls 'cause he has...NO...BALLS!!!