10 Reasons why I wish I was the Creature from the Black Lagoon
1) Exciting 3 note themesong
2) Mouthbreathing totally acceptable in public
3) Gills are so cool
4) Skin always moist and supple
5) Nabbin' bikini babes is a rush
6) Pretty much impervious to bullets
7) Awesome secret grotto crib
8) Webbed hands and feet
9) No need to stop rampaging for pesky bathroom breaks
10) The majestic tragedy of a monster's inevitable demise