Suicide never helped anything....
Except for skipping all that time up river at Sing Sing in a tiny cell shared with an African American named Bo "Big Gub" Smith who has a fondness for white men and the libido of a 16year old teenager with an Internet connection and a credit card..... Either you jump out a window or you spend the rest of your life trying to acquire a taste for Big Gub's nub....
Epiic screenwriter FAIL