As a Yank, we would have called someone like Lord Haw-Haw, A GAS BAG! As to the whitewash, I can't speak as to Rooks. I CAN speak about Atlantic Sea Gulls.
We went to the sea each summer, in the days of old fashioned Telephone poles. The poles were prime roosting space, because they had iron spikes driven into the poles to use in climbing. Each Spike was appropriated by one or two Gulls, and the sidewalk beneath? I think you can imagine. Every morning, my Dad or Brother would go out with a hoe and remove the mess, then hosing off the sidewalk.
I think if "Haw-Haw" Joyce had gotten Dive Bombed by a Quartet of fully loaded Sea Gulls, he would have given up and SURRENDERED!πΊπΈπ¬π§
I do hope he won't upset Henry...
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