Every time I watch this movie, the phrase:
"Our new one-piece lace foundation garment -- zips up the back and no bones"
gets stuck in my head like a song!
:-)
I know what you mean!!!
It looks like it would be a fun job though, except that saying the same thing over and over and OVER again would be boring. I'd have to change it up:
"Make no 'bones' about it, our new one-piece lace foundation garment zips you into shape WITHOUT bones! Featuring that dandy new invention the zipper."
"Whale bones belong in whales, not in ladies' underwear! Save the whales with our new one-piece lace foundation garment, now with a comfy and convenient back zip!"
"Shopping, lunching, gossipping--do it all in our new one-piece lace foundation garment! No bones, and now with a sexy back zip to give someone else's husband something to UNzip!"
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"Make no 'bones' about it, our new one-piece lace foundation garment zips you into shape WITHOUT bones! Featuring that dandy new invention the zipper."
"Whale bones belong in whales, not in ladies' underwear! Save the whales with our new one-piece lace foundation garment, now with a comfy and convenient back zip!"
"Shopping, lunching, gossipping--do it all in our new one-piece lace foundation garment! No bones, and now with a sexy back zip to give someone else's husband something to UNzip!" <<
LOL -- those are great. Would probably get you fired, though . . . :-)
I'd just get nutty and start singing "Zipitty doo dah . . . "
Thank you!
Singing is a good idea too. For those who have seen Song of the South:
"Zipitty doo dah, Zipitty ay!
I walk around in underwear all day.
It's not taxing, but it's mighty low pay
buy our foundation garment today!!
Mr. Gauze Wrap on my shoulder..."
This is what happens when I don't get enough sleep. I misbehave.
LOL! Great song!
share>>"Zipitty doo dah, Zipitty ay!
I walk around in underwear all day.
It's not taxing, but it's mighty low pay
buy our foundation garment today!!
Mr. Gauze Wrap on my shoulder..." <<
LOL -- I love parody, and you are good!
Now, perhaps this model is actually very well-educated, a history buff who has the Declaration of Independence memorized. Perhaps she could break the boredom by saying:
When in a Corset at humid events, it becomes necessary for one woman to dissolve the whalebone bands which have connected her with pain, and to assume among the guests at the party, the unfettered and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle her, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that she should declare the causes which impel her to a one-piece boneless foundation garment that zips up the back.