Aunt Patsy/Patty
Aunt Patsy had some of the best lines, considering she was an old spinster. I don't often laugh out loud when watching a movie or television but I couldn't contain myself when she said, "They didn't touch second."
Yeah, I thought that was a great line, too! That whole scene had me cracking up.
I asked the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.