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Signs your admirer may be a stalker:

posted 16 years ago by sariamew456
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1. He comes to your show every single night
2. He sends you flowers at every show
3. He has a wax statue of you in his room

(add your own...)

It's all fun and games 'til someone gets lobotomized!

[–] Mr_McLaurel 16 years ago

4. He is Peter Lorre.

What's the Spanish for drunken bum?

[–] J_asa 15 years ago

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

No one sensible believes in ghosts anyway- that's because they're all such liars.

[–] TalosIV 15 years ago

He has an organ in his room...ok may not make him a stalker, but it's never a good sign...

End of the world? So what.

[–] masterofallgoons 14 years ago

He knows how to amputate and regraft human hands.

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[–] CinemaMig 13 years ago

He never misses an execution.

[–] conductor71 9 years ago

He reacts really badly when you tell him that you're married to the guy playing piano on the radio and that you're both leaving for England in the morning.

[–] MystMoonstruck 9 years ago

He takes "kiss the bride" VERRRRRY seriously! (To heck with the cake and champagne!)

(W)hat are we without our dreams?
Making sure our fantasies
Do not overpower our realities. ~ RC

[–] high_roller 9 years ago

He gets up in your grille to say, "I must see you again. I must."

[–] masatief 9 years ago

He is a better surgeon than Doctor Henry Frankenstein.

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