You dirty swine!
That was freaking hilarious!!!!
You cad!, you dirty swine! I never cared for you not once! I was always makin' a fool of ya! Ya bored me stiff, I hated ya! It made me SICK when I had to let ya kiss me. I only did it because ya begged me, ya hounded me and drove me crazy! And after ya kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth! WIPE MY MOUTH!
Oh God, when I need chearing up I listen to this!
"I've written a letter to daddy, his address is HEAVEN ABOVE!...."
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