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Whats worse? Couch Sex or Stolen Valor?

posted 5 months ago by [deleted]
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Technicaly the story goes (yes its a false story) that JD put a latex glove on his junk and stuck it between two cushions. Talk about tolorance. The last people I would think would have an issue with Couch Sex would be the Progressive Left. And sometimes you just have to rub one out, sometimes guys like to mix it up once in a while, whether it be a glove or sock. Has ANYONE watched American Pie?

Walz on the other hand has purposely lied about false rank and combat more than several times. How can this be a tough decision?

Here is documentary of Tim Walz Stolen Valor. https://youtu.be/dinkE2sZxR8?si=DveD3E4oBWETftMX

And here is an unbelievably incendiary racist ad of Trump from the Left. https://moviechat.org/nm0874339/Donald-Trump/66b747d1b1ccf659a94dd5a0/Racial-Incendiary-Ad-of-Trump-Shameless

And here is a documentary of Future President Kamala Harris saying she wants OPEN BORDERS . 08:15 mark. https://youtu.be/wBNQMBcpSEQ?si=tXkMH80aLhAJB1dq

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (12589) 5 months ago

Meh, 24 years in the National Guard is impressive and it's scumbag for anyone to try and mock it.

I'd say mocking honorable military service is more a blight on JD Vance's character than masturbating on a couch.

[–] [deleted] 5 months ago

"Meh, 24 years in the National Guard is impressive and it's scumbag for anyone to try and mock it."

But Walz is guilty of stolen valor. Most poeple would think thats more egregious than boinking a couch (and the couch fucking story is false btw).

[–] AckbarsRevenge (3800) 5 months ago

It doesn't matter if the story is false. It matters that it could be true and it would be totally in character with JD in doing it.

[–] [deleted] 5 months ago

So its the lies that matter? wtf? It does matter the story is false just like any false story about anyone. That is basic Humanomics.

[–] AckbarsRevenge (3800) 5 months ago

It seems to be the standard procedure. His boss Trump lies about almost everything he babbles about.

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (12589) 5 months ago

"Stolen valor"? As if anyone is supposed to know what the fuck that means? He was in the Guard for 24 years. Are we to start making presumptions why anyone chooses to retire? As if there weren't plenty of options for him to be deployed during 24 years? It's political scumbaggery and all the more reason not to vote for any ticket with Vance on it. Fake news, basically.

[–] [deleted] 5 months ago

You don’t understand stolen valor? It’s well documented that Walz purposefully gave false statements about his time in NG residency.

If I wasn’t at work I would do your homework for you.

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (12589) 5 months ago

Be honest. You never heard the phrase "stolen valor" until the Republicans started using it a month ago. It's a phony concept. Walz did nothing cowardly. He left the service to run for office. So he's a braggadocio? Aren't they all? He did 24 years of military service and never deserted. Leave it alone and stop playing cheap political games.

[–] [deleted] 5 months ago

If im to be honest, ive been familiar with the term stolen valor for decades.

[–] liscarkat (19031) 5 months ago

Nobody is mocking his years in the National Guard. They're calling him out on lying about being in combat.

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (12589) 5 months ago

Vivian Vance said he quit the Guard to avoid combat in Iraq. That's not true.

[–] Oblivioid (1515) 5 months ago

Enlisted men despise the Nasty Guard.

[–] robocat893 (16071) 5 months ago

Are you a veteran? I am and nobody despised the National Guard because we were all on the same team.

[–] JoWilli (20945) 5 months ago

so you support stolen valor?

[–] AmeriGirl26 (14790) 5 months ago

I don't know, letting the city you're governing burn down and refusing help from the National Guard is pretty bad. Or allowing cops with a history of brutality get off the hook twice through a very stupid, corrupt judge might also rank up there. Or allowing the cops to become lax in doing their job so all the criminals can run free, just because they're black. All those could be considered pretty bad on one's record.

[–] xergan (1071) 5 months ago

Mhh, one funny story getting out of hands and a very serious accusation, which is not even proven except from some stupid assholes, who try anything to discredit their opponents.

Btw: funny, how you can call some guy in his basement talking shit "documentary". That might be only OK, if you rant about a shitty Star Wars shows.

[–] stickman38 (3418) 5 months ago

Let's pretend for just a moment that couch fucking is a real story (which its been confirmed that it's not).

Stolen Valor is still worse, like 20 times worse. Anyone that exaggerates what they did or flat out lies about their rank (which Walz did both) is a total jackass.

[–] liscarkat (19031) 5 months ago

One guy (supposedly) masturbated in a creative manner. The other guy lied about his military career, lied about his DUI, failed to take measures to stop BLM/Antifa destruction, oversaw sending people to jail over draconian covid regulations, approved child mutilation in the name of trans "care", put tampons in elementary school boys' restrooms, and approves of the open border. Walz is a lying phony, and a power-hungry socialist.