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What the hell is couchf*****g?


I mean, not only how? But why?

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It's not even true, just silliness: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/

In answer to your question, I have no idea.

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It is being pushed by agents for Iran and the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), to influence the American election, as you can see below.

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I don't think so, it's too ridiculous. I think it's just ill informed folks who want to believe the stupidest things, especially children, which I get the impression there are a lot of on these boards.

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It could be both. Foreign propaganda that is most likely to influence 'ill informed folks.' Case in point: Democrat presumptive nominee Tim Walz who openly used that attack at the Philadelphia rally, 11 days after it had been thoroughly debunked.

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OK, good point.

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Didn't you recently write a short review on MC forums of that new movie, 'Saving Private Couchfucker'? Or am I confusing you with someone else?

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Okay, I found a definition.

On July 15, 2024, X user @rickrudescalves posted (archived) that Republican U.S. Sen. JD Vance of Ohio wrote in his 2016 memoir, "Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis," about thrusting his penis into "an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions."

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Vance didn't write that, it's not true, so it's stupid! Or perhaps it's something @rickrudescalves does. Glad you got your definition, I guess.

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JD Couchfucker now denies turning the glove inside out, so it is impossible to know what the truth really is.

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This subject is covered in 'Couchfucker Elegy' by JD Couchfucker.

'Saving Private Couchfucker' is going to be released soon, and this may shed even more light on the subject.

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Hahaha. It's not fornication with another person so I think it's Christian.

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I do not see a conflict between couchfucking and Christianity.

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I guess it depends on whether or not you think onanism is a sin. 🤣

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I am okay with it.

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