Worst Singer Ever

There are other things she is good at, and singing isn't one of them. Makes me appreciate Katy Perry, Nikki Minaj, Carly Rae Jepsen, One Direction, The Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, and Rebecca Black more...which isn't saying a whole lot. Her use of Autotune is bad in every way.

Not to mention, there are two JoJos on the side of me. One is the JoJo who sang Too Little Too Late in the mid-2000's, the other is a black man from High Point North Carolina who was popular in the 90's in the group Jodeci. Those JoJos are very talented unlike Siwa.

I like Siwa when her hair is down because she looks more mature that way. But her music isn't any better. Her hair being braided is also better too.

But the reason why I never cared for Siwa comes from the fact she never sang a ballad and she doesn't have the vocal range of artists like Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Christina Aguilera, the whole shabang. I mean, Siwa would hurt her voice trying to hit the high e above octave middle C in Aguilera's Reflection. I wouldn't mind a dance pop track every now and then, but a ballad is more soothing to the ears. Her version of Star Spangled Banner is awful and that's why Whitney Houston's version is better (Whitney has that soulful voice from church).

Siwa's version of Where Are You Christmas sucks ass because Faith Fill has that deep rich Southern accent while Siwa has a bland and shitty mid-West accent. The unreleased Mariah Carey version (which was scrapped because Mottola is a jerk) probably would've been better. Hell, Mariah's Christmas albums are better than Siwa's Christmas EP.