Terrible Actress
Not that Magic Mike was a cinematic masterpiece, but the entire time I kept thinking "who the heck is this chick and how did she get a leading role being such a TERRIBLE actress?" Well.... I just figured it out. Damnit Hollywood, can't you stop handing untalented celebrity offspring promising careers? There are many more pretty girls out there that CAN act and aren't worth 20 million dollars when they start out.
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