Always Looks Like He Needs A Shower
Why is it that Elon Musk always looks greasy, particularly on his FACE. He always has that hasn't hada shower in 3 days look. Then he combines it with.. baseball caps.. black hipster style hoodies .. jeans.. What a fashion trainwreck. Then he has the face of a deepsea angler fish. Or Blobfish.
Someone needs to hose him down with a firehose to get that film of grease that always covers his skin.