A pastor & priest stood alongside the road with signs saying "The end is near!" & "Turn your ways before its too late!"
A man drove by and saw their signs and yelled out his window "You guys are nuts!!" And continued driving.
A few moments later they heard the sound of screeching tires followed by a splash.
The pastor looked at the priest and said, "Maybe this isn't the best way to let people know that the bridge collapsed."