What if Chloe asked you out?

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Sure, I'd go... unfortunately that would mean Trevor coming along to chaperone. He'd invite himself, and Chloe wouldn't mind nor care what I thought. So I think a typical date with Chloe is going to Chuck E. Cheese, then browse around EVERY, SINGLE, SOLITARY clothing store on Rodeo Drive or any street in Beverly Hills, and she'd have to try on EVERYTHING. After that, it'd be to the water slide. At that point Trevor would want to go and get drunk, but Chloe wouldn't be allowed in the bar, both because she's underage and because it would be a "no girls" type of bar, you know? So we'd wait for him to come out, then it's back to her house where she'd want to watch one of her own movies and provide live commentary for exactly how every scene was done.

If she asked me out on a date, I would go all out.

I'd make dinner and desert, pack the meal, a bottle of sparkling grape juice, some glasses, and a blanket into a basket, then I'd take Chloë down to a lake at nighttime-away from the city-and set up the picnic on the dock so that we could watch the night sky reflected off the lake's surface.

You sound like a romantic. 

What can I say? I'm a girl who's watched way too many chick flicks.

Which reminds me, once we got to the lake, I would probably also take out my phone and play the following songs:

La Vie En Rose-Louis Armstrong
A Moment Like This-Kelly Clarkson
Hero-Enrique Iglesias

Maybe some others, I don't know.

It would depend on how she phrased it...

Oskars problem with Eli is not her ambiguous gender, but her ambiguous humanity.

LOL!

And there's no such thing as a "no girls" type of bar. Bars are basically the dating sites of the pre-dating site era. In other words, the dating sites of the 1980's. The bars themselves even offer women free drinks just to get women IN the bars to make sure there are women for the men to try to hook up with.


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