Would you rather...


Let's play Would You Rather: Chloe Moretz Edition.

Would you rather watch one of Chloe Moretz's movies or drink gasoline?

I'd choose drinking gasoline. Unleaded.

What would YOU rather do than have to watch one of Chloe's movies?

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Kiss her. 💏

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Kiss her.
No, I'm talking about things that are actually possible to do.

I'd rather stick my head in a vice than watch one of Chloe's movies... which, come to think of it, are the same things.

I'll bet being forced to watch her movies is a means of torture in some third-world countries. The POWs are forced to watch Dark Shadows, The 5th Wave, Carrie and If I Stay on an endless loop. Now THAT'S cruel and unusual punishment.

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Is rather jerk off on her face
God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.

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I'd rather get a colonoscopy than watch her movies.

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I'd rather Chloe get a colonoscopy.

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Lemme do it.

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Jack off to her

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